First, let me start by pointing out that several of you submitted these lyrics and by stating that I love this song. I've loved it since I was in junior high and first understood the ironic import of lady verses tramp. And, I am highly flattered by this choice. Trust me (this makes even more sense for those who knew my in high school and watched me face the dragons of rumors and jealous girlfriends as the lone female trombone player in an all male low brass line). Fact is, this song is about marching to the beat of one's own drum regardless of the mudslinging that may be associated with such confidence or regardless of one's own lack of confidence in facing such mudslinging, whichever the case my be. So let's dissect the song, shall we...
According to Webster's dictionary*, a Lady is: a woman having proprietary rights or authority; a woman receiving the homage or devotion of a knight or lover; a woman of refinement and gentle manners. A Tramp is: a woman of loose morals; a vagrant; someone having no fixed abode, destination, or connection.
This title in and of itself is an ironic contradiction. How can a person of refinement and gentle manners be of loose morals…? By definition of manner and morality, it is highly improbable. Especially when combined with authority and devotion, for women of loose morality are rarely respected as authorities once such morality is disclosed and they are hardly the objects of a lover's homage and devotion. Such devoted homage would require a reason for its existence and cheating hearts are not generally the type to inspire it.
So, if it is highly unlikely that one is both, I'm curious in which category are you all placing me?
"I get too hungry, for dinner at eight
Yeah, I really do, I'm such a dinner by 6 type person, unless I can have an afternoon snack beforehand. I think my work schedule has messed with me. I never bought that excuse for my Dad's unique eating schedule, but now, I'm finding that it really is true.
I like the theater, but never come late
Don't want to miss the overture; besides, what's the point of tickets if you miss the opening lines?
I never bother, with people I hate
Okay, so I can't say that there is anyone that I hate, I may disagree with people, I may even annoy people, but I don't hate any person that I can recall.
That's why the lady is a tramp
By this count I'm 2 for 3, but are they really bad things...?
I don't like crap games, with barons and earls
Never was into gambling...It seems like a poor allocation of resources in the grand scheme of things; and who cares what their titles are if they are wasting limited resources. Honestly, such positions only make the waste worse as they are possibly wasting the monetary supply of their people. To quote Uncle Ben, "with great privilege comes great responsibility..."
Won't go to
That's because 1) flaunting wealth is ridiculous 2) I don't own any ermine to match my pearls, and 3) why should I?
Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of the girls
What's the point?
That's why the lady is a tramp
If these are the works of 'ladies' I'd rather hang out with the 'tramps'...
I like the free, fresh wind in my hair
YES!
Life without care
On this, I strongly disagree. While I try not to worry, there is way too much going on the world to live in blissful ignorance and carelessness. After all, if love is a strong care for someone's well being and hoping the best for them no matter what, well, I want a lot of care in my life. Who wants a loveless life?
I'm broke, it's oke'
Not completely, but close enough to true...let's just say this is yet another reason I'm not gambling with barons and earls and I'm perfectly alright with that.
Hate
I've never been so I can't really give a fair opinion.
That's why the lady is a tramp
I like fresh air and fiscal responsibility, does that really equal a life of vagrancy?
I go to Coney, the beach is divine
NO WAY! The hotdogs are divine. I really strongly dislike the beach. Give me mountains and lakes and rivers and trees and greenness any day.
I go to ballgames, the bleachers are fine
Totally true, I mean, if it's a baseball game can there really be any bad seats. Other ballgames, well, I'm probably going with someone and having a blast no matter where we sit, so there.
I follow Winchell, and read every line
Ummm…Walter? No. I will admit that People magazine was my brain candy during college midterms when I just needed to zone out, but gossip columns are really not for me. So, I don’t read any line of such things.
However, if we’re talking about Paul Winchell, that’s another story entirely. I wish I could say that I have read every line of the man who wrote extensively on theology, became the voice of Tigger
That's why the lady is a tramp
Once again split, but that Paul Winchell, man, he’s pretty awesome.
I like a prizefight, that isn't a fake
I can appreciate the work and discipline that goes into pugilism; I won’t say that it would be my preferred form of entertainment. Though, if I have to watch it for some reason, I don't think that I would understand the point of falseness and dives.
I love the rowing, on
Once again, I’ve never actually done this, but it sounds like fun. I will say, if I have to be in
I go to Opera and stay wide awake
So, yes, I occasionally enjoy the Opera. I prefer musical theater, but I enjoy the Opera, and once again, why waste a ticket? If I paid for a ticket, I certainly want to be cognizant to enjoy the show. There seems to be an emerging pattern of wasting money as part of being a lady. What kind of sense does that make? What’s wrong with fiscal responsibility and sound economic reasoning?
That's why the lady is a tramp
I like the green grass under my shoes
Yes and no, Green grass is preferable to brown and green grass under bare feet is generally preferable to shoes.
What can I lose, I'm flat, that's that
My dignity; my self-respect; my family and friends; I have a lot to lose and not necessarily in that order. Oh, and I consider myself to be multi-dimensional, but I am comfortable with who I am; if that’s flat, well, then I guess that is that.
I'm alone when I lower my lamp
Yes. Yes I am, and that's alright with me right now.
That's why the lady is a tramp" ~Ella Fitzgerald, Lady is a Tramp
So what this tells me is that there are tramp-like qualities to being a lady and lady-like qualities to being a tramp. I’m just going to continue to be myself; that’s so much easier.
*Editor's notes: For those purists who believe that Oxford English Dictionary (OED) is the only source to be used for finding definitions of English coinage, I challenge you to consider that the OED is a British dictionary maintained using historical reference and denotations while Webster's is an American dictionary maintaining definitions which combine denotation with connotation and common usage to provide a more rounded view of verbal implication of words in American English. This song is a jazz standard, thus making it American poetry in musical form. Therefore, Webster's is the best choice for clarifying the iconic significance of the work.












